Jeff Bezos goes into space (a bit) feeling very special indeed. Returns 10 minutes later to find the entire internet is laughing at him.

According to Distractify, this joke cost $5.5 billion.

Bezos said “We have lots of problems here on Earth and we have to work on those.” Which I think means “I’ll go to space, while you lot work on the other problems, okay?”

Maybe that’s why the petition to make him stay there was so popular…